You knew this was coming...

CUSTOMER:  Here's one.
CART-MASTER:  Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:  I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER:  What?
CUSTOMER:  Nothing.  Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:  I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER:  'Ere.  He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:  Yes he is.
DEAD PERSON:  I'm not!
CART-MASTER:  He isn't?
CUSTOMER:  Well, he will be soon.  He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:  I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:  No you're not.  You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER:  Oh, I can't take him like that.  It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:  I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:  Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER:  I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:  I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:  Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER:  I can't.
CUSTOMER:  Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes?  He won't be long.
CART-MASTER:  No, I've got to go to the Robinson's.  They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:  Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER:  Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:  I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:  You're not fooling anyone you know.  Look, isn't there something
    you can do?
DEAD PERSON:  [singing]  I feel happy... I feel happy.
    [whop]
CUSTOMER:  Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER:  Not at all.  See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:  Right.  All right.